Jaco

This is the local dog, Clarita, she stays at the hotel and actually sleeps right in front of our door. Isn't that just the sadest face you have ever seen.

This is Clarita's bar and grill and hotel, room rates now are $45 but in peak season are roughly $75 or more. Hot girls, nice beach, beers, and tons of drunk people. (driving drunk is ok here which is like even worse because the driving sucked already.) I actually got to drive a huge expedition of a old guy name Red Dawg...while drunk. I manage to only hit about 2 people. Luckily, at night only hookers and druggies run the street.

My and David decided while we are in Jaco to take some native stripper lessons, David was 10x more natural then i was.

Some random rocks left to the main beach was a good walk. These rocks are literally covered in little jumping crabs.

This was actually a vertical hill, hence the first shots with me and David hanging on the trees. The slope is roughly 60 degrees.

Oh and last but not least, Jaco is mainly about old guys getting young hookers from 30$ - 300$, and drug dealers. The drug dealers wouldn't let me take pictures of them.

Well, David and I bought tickets home, we will be back on the 10 or 15 I forgot.

Tomorrow we will be taking some ATVs out and the following day a canopy tour which is highly recommended. This hotels Internet has been down pretty much for a few days so I can't update the blog. Jaco is a very fun place, we have had 1 really bad thing happen here only.

This one ass decided to make friend with us on the bus from San Jose to Jaco, from Cali. Told us all the cool places to hang out first and all that good stuff. Drank a ton of beers and ended convincing us to take and ATV and jetski tour for $60 a head. we gave him 120 because he said he had to call his driver put the deposit down and get us the ATV to drop off at Clarita's. We where drunk and trusted the guy because its a friendly place.

Well, the next morning we woke up bought 3 shots of tequila and 5 beers and was never heard of again.

(lucky today, he talked to one of the local old retired guys here [with a 18 year old hot ass girlfriend] and we may be getting our money back tomorrow)

Wait tell you hear the stories of Red Dog and Dick Tanner... Both professional fisherman and both cool as hell drunks.